Simile As Happy As A
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Demand a "happier than" metaphor
For my purposes, I demand funny just not overly crude. But I know which direction this may get.
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Last edited by b-bear; 02-03-2016 at 07:43 AM.
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A puppy with two peckers. A pig in shit.
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A Cosmic priest in an orphanage.
Information technology doesn't affair if you lot're a rex or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later y'all'll dance with the reaper
-Death
Originally Posted by St. Jerry 
The other forenoon I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart vicious on the floor"
Kaz is my co-airplane pilot
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^winner
Happier than a maggot in Jackson Hole last weekend?
Cam Newton side by side Sunday night?
Donald Trumps haters yesterday?
Bobby at Alpental next weekend?
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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A chubby kid in a candy shop
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with grunter lipstick on your collar ane more than time yous ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the befouled no more than!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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Pio at an all-you-can-swallow buffet?
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Happier than a butcher's dog
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I withal call it The Jake.
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Than Jerry Sandysky at a youth football game.
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a sot in a river o' whiskey
- Pio at the bulldoze-thru/rollover window? Originally Posted past iceman
Pio at an all-you-can-swallow cafe?
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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Jerod at a high school cheerleading contest.
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A junkie in an oxycontin factory.
I run across hydraulic turtles.
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Barak Obama next January 21
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"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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happier than timberridge when he leaves the garden land for the green mtn state
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Demand a "happier than" metaphor
Kim kardashian at a spanx sale
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
- I have mixed feelings. Things are not good up there this year. Originally Posted by baby bear
happier than timberridge when he leaves the garden country for the green mtn state
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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On that Discovery channel show Moonshiners the other twenty-four hours 1 of the rednecks said "ya don't accept to beverage much of this and information technology'll brand you dearest your mother in law." Not quite what you lot were request for but information technology made me think of that.
- Hither'southward your answer...clean and makes sense Originally Posted past KQ
Happier than a butcher'due south dog
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Happier than a Pilot on four wheels.
I nevertheless call it The Jake.
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Happier than me afterwards I accept my morning dump.
I run into hydraulic turtles.
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Happier than a camel on hump day.
Or a tornado in a trailer park.
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- that is non a skillful happier than metaphor then Originally Posted by Timberridge
I take mixed feelings. Things are not expert upward there this year.
strike mine from the record!
Simile As Happy As A,
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